Ahhhh christmas...I'm making my list and checking it twice as I make a batch of rum punch. I'm from the islands and it just isn't christmas without homemade rum punch. It is garaunteed to make even the scrogiest family memeber get up and dance for the holidays. I'd share the recipe but it's a family secret. (My mom's of course) And she threatens if it is ever revealed like the secret of her chicken. That I will be disowned. LOL
Mom's new way of trying to find out what I got her for Christmas is one of guilt. 'I'm not a young woman anymore, who says I have Christmas put away in my pocket?"
Sorry to tell you mom but ou are 55 and you are not going anywhere for a long time. you can open the gift like everyone else on Christmas Morning.
Well back ot my List of things I want for Christmas. I always find that I get perfumes that smell awful from my kids. I know they are trying but mom does not want to smell like mint juleps. And my poor soon to be hubby has some ideas but he always reverts back to his good ol' Victoria Secret gift card. Let's just say I own three drawers of Lingerie. I'm starting to think these gift are for him more than me..LOL
So! Here is my letter to Santa this year
Dear Santa;
You know I've been naughty. I wouldn't be me if I wasn't. And on a good note I have cut down my pillaging and flaying to almost nil this year. I have been as good as I could be except those lavacious thoughts that run through my head (Hey I write erotica for a living santa.I need those those thoughts)
Any hooooo... Here is what I want for Christmas...
Gerard butler laying in my bed on with a big smile on his face and a big bow on his...ahem..sorry that was one of those wayward thoughts.
There is a whole lot of books I want for Christmas so Santa please send me some book store gift cards.
A new pink bathrobe from bath and body works.
Wonderful smellies from bath and body works as well.. (Sorry kids mommy need actual stuff she can wear)
A pair of red stiletto boots. (cause santa knows I need those for the New years eve Bash)..
See I am not so hard to shop for. Mix my love of reading and bath and body works and shoes. Yes Rob you can still buy me the VS gift card if you must.
I myself have done my shopping for my family an close friends. whom I love dearly and I cannot wait to see their faces when they open their gifts.
To every one coment back and let me know your best and worst Christmas gift ever and what you REALLY want this year.
Smooches...Merry Christmas to all and to all a good bite :)
Dahlia
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